Surprises, I love ‘em
Sexy as fuck. That’s what this site is. You’re looking at the product of five months’ worth of blood and sweat from a team you’ll only find in your dreams.
(Yeah, we left the filter behind with the other trash. You thought we were irreverent before? Ha.)
Welcome to the biggest shit-show we’ve ever started.
What it isn’t
- A comeback
- A one woman show
- A place for writers with excuses
What it is
- A goddamn revolution
- The strongest crew you’ll ever meet
- A place for dreamers and go-getters, rebels and writers
Our familiar services are still around, so don’t go into shellshock. But a new site deserves new shit too.
What you can expect
- VIP DAYS – THE comprehensive writer package
- A QUIZ to find your writing style (with free and seriously in-depth analysis)
- A CONTEST for dedicated writers and those who aspire, resulting in a FREE three-month coaching package for the winner, worth $5,500. Yes, really.
- More writing tips, tricks and bits of sass from me (and Confessions from Capo).
- In-your-face, raw and wild, balls-to-the-wall strategies to get the words pouring out of your head, suffocating the pages.
- Oodles of GORGEOUS MANTRAS to download to your iPhone or use as desktop wallpaper.
We played the middle-ground for a long time, claiming edgy without drawing any blood. Now? It’s time.
It’s time for us to own it. It’s time for you to write. And it’s time for both of us to wear our big kid pants and show the world how great our asses look.
WELCOME TO IT.
And now, meet the people who make this place what it is.
EDITOR + BESTIE
ONLINE BIZ MANAGER
More about them (+ you) later. For now, go check the place out.
Mi casa es su casa.
And when you find the inevitable missing links, typos or other mistakes, do this…