Surprises, I love ‘em

Sexy as fuck. That’s what this site is. You’re looking at the product of five months’ worth of blood and sweat from a team you’ll only find in your dreams.

(Yeah, we left the filter behind with the other trash. You thought we were irreverent before? Ha.)

Fireworks: Hand Holding Sparkler To CelebrateWelcome to the biggest shit-show we’ve ever started.

What it isn’t

  • A comeback
  • A one woman show
  • A place for writers with excuses

What it is

  • A goddamn revolution
  • The strongest crew you’ll ever meet
  • A place for dreamers and go-getters, rebels and writers

Our familiar services are still around, so don’t go into shellshock. But a new site deserves new shit too.

What you can expect

  • VIP DAYSTHE comprehensive writer package
  • A QUIZ to find your writing style (with free and seriously in-depth analysis)
  • A CONTEST for dedicated writers and those who aspire, resulting in a FREE three-month coaching package for the winner, worth $5,500. Yes, really.
  • More writing tips, tricks and bits of sass from me (and Confessions from Capo).
  • In-your-face, raw and wild, balls-to-the-wall strategies to get the words pouring out of your head, suffocating the pages.
  • Oodles of GORGEOUS MANTRAS to download to your iPhone or use as desktop wallpaper.

We played the middle-ground for a long time, claiming edgy without drawing any blood. Now? It’s time.

It’s time for us to own it. It’s time for you to write. And it’s time for both of us to wear our big kid pants and show the world how great our asses look.

WELCOME TO IT.

 

And now, meet the people who make this place what it is.

mark Capo Dani joana
MARK
WEBMASTER
LINDSAY
EDITOR + BESTIE
DANI
ONLINE BIZ MANAGER
JOANA
GRAPHIC DESIGNER
Aliza Amanda Leah lindseywc
ALIZA
BRAND STRATEGIST
AMANDA
GRAPHIC ARTIST
LEAH
VA
 LINDSAY
APP DEV

 

More about them (+ you) later. For now, go check the place out.

Mi casa es su casa.

And when you find the inevitable missing links, typos or other mistakes, do this…

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12 replies
  1. Douglas R
    Douglas R says:

    Woohoo!!!
    Beautiful and light. I was like “WTF that’s awesome!” when I tapped on the menu icon and saw how it came in from the corner.
    Weirdly it feels like the menu came out of my right ear :p

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