114,000 words later, THANK YOU! (And more gifts)

Yesterday, we celebrated our one-year anniversary. And HOLY SHIT did you ever join the party.

More than 60,000 spit-shined words came across my editing desk in 14.5 hours – Twitter bios, Facebook profiles and the first 100 words of your works in progress – from hundreds of writers all over the country.

Ranee Dillon gave out plot, structure and synopsis advice from dawn ’til well after midnight, clocking in more than 54,000 words from thirty-five authors. And puh-lease, that work is not just cleaning up text. It’s elbow-deep rooting around and dragging out the heart of your stories. Should we mention the plot + structure guide we gave away? Our Mastermind students say it’s worth more than their $2,000 class itself.

But we’re not done.

More THANK YOUs

• The plot + structure guide I just mentioned? It’s a primer on story arcs, acts, transitions, conflicts, climax and resolution – complete with a handy graph you can plug your storyline into. Plus a short list of blog posts to help you GET WRITING. You can get it today for $3. (That’s less than your freaking morning latte.)

YES! GIMME THE PLOT GUIDE

• Second bonus. A HEFTY discount on a one-hour consult with moi. Normally, these sessions go for $299 each. I’ve made 10 slots available for $97. They include an audio recording, custom-designed plan to implement what we talk about and a complimentary copy of my book, THE Guide.

Professional tips and tricks? Methods? Getting unblocked? No problem. If you want to shake shit up – brainstorm, re-work, get inspired and unblocked – this option works well. You will learn how to laser focus your work, believe in yourself and your words, and fully understand the concept of “No one can tell the story like you.” (Thank you, Michael Xavier.)

I have 10 slots 3 slots – count ’em, ten three – for $97. Once they’re gone, they are gone. This is a one-time offer.

NO BULLSHIT. LET’S DO THIS.

• Third bonus. Ranee Dillon is opening up 10 slots for writers who need story re-structure or plot definition. Same deal. One hour of awesome, recorded and sent to you with a plan to get your ass in gear, as well as a free copy of our plot + structure guide. Ten Two slots available for $97 each.

KICK YOUR PLOT’S ASS

The catch? None. Fuck catches. Thank you for an amazing first year. We can’t wait to dive into the next 12 months with even more spunk – and swearing.

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Did you miss out on yesterday’s free edits? Don’t do that again. Get on our subscriber list (upper right hand corner of this page) for instant access to 48,788-ish flavors of incredible writerly tips and tricks. And a copy of my book, A Writer’s Voice, to help you write like YOU.

It’s our one-year anniversary. YOU get the prezzies. TODAY ONLY.

We’re celebrating the first anniversary of this fancy fuckingtabulous place TODAY with all kinds of awesome. And free shit. For everyone.

Number One: Free edits and personality amp-ups on social media outlets.

Número Dos: Free edits of the first 100 words of your work in progress AND a quick and dirty plot + structure evaluation.

Nombre Trois: How about money?

It’s our way of saying thanks for an unbelievably kickass first year.

But wait. How do you get all of this awesome? See below…

Anyone – everyone – on Twitter and Facebook

promo_120213TODAY, December 2, you have three ways to reach us to get FREE shit.

1) Tag yourself in our anniversary celebration post on our Facebook page. It’s at the top of the page TODAY and looks exactly like the image at left. (Not sure? Click here to go directly to the post.)

2) Post on your own Facebook page with the hashtag #editmeBecky

3) Tweet @rebeccatdickson with hashtag #editmeBecky

I will edit (make sizzle) your Twitter bio or your Facebook “about” section.

For our subscribers

You received an email from us on November 22 that included two separate and equally super secret email addresses. Use those TODAY.

Send us the first 100 words of your work in progress – the most important part – and we’ll edit it for free. NOTE the 100 word limit, bitches.

AND

Send a synopsis of your WIP and Ranee Dillon (resident writing coach extraordinaire) will send back some notes on whatever needs attention, along with our jet-fuel infused plot and structure handout.

Not on our subscriber list? Get there by using the box in the upper right corner labeled “Subscribe.” (You can’t miss it. Follow the legs in black seamed stockings.) We will send you the email addresses ASAP.

Again, these two options are only available to subscribers – and only TODAY, December 2, 2013. So get on the list.

For our clients

For all of December 2013 and January 2014, every writer you recommend to us who signs up for editing or coaching gets YOU a $100 credit toward your own editing (with Becky) or $50 toward private writer coaching (with Ranee). Your choice.

It’s called rewarding loyalty. ‘Cause our clients are the fucking bomb. If you’ve worked with us over the last year, tell whomever you refer to mention YOU. Simple.

Granted, we don’t work with everyone. But since we have worked with you, we’re guessing you know more writers like you. The ones who want real feedback they can dig into, and do it with energy. Who hold themselves accountable. The ones who don’t procrastinate and are optimistic. Who want to put out the best book they possibly can – and believe in their ability to write it.

So, if you send someone and he or she signs a contract with us, you receive a credit toward coaching or editing for yourself. For the next two months.

We thank you profusely, wholeheartedly, and from the gutter – whence we came. Kidding. (Sort of.)

Here’s to the fuck-yeah highs and the oh-shit lows of writing. They both mean you’re doing it.

Brav-O.

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Tired of editors who don’t get it? Hit us up. Free sample edit available – and highly recommended. We only work with writers who are serious about improving their craft. When you email, tell us about yourself and include a sample of your work. BAM.